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©How You Know You’re Old?


Every time you see a restroom you think, “Should I go ahead, even though I don’t need too.


You go to the cafeteria at least once a week on the same nights.


You look in the mirror and call it a liar.


Iron Butterfly is playing at Branson.


The Rolling Stones put out a Christmas album.


You keep hearing strange noises and everybody’s looking at you.


You start saying things your parents used to say, such as; “Is it already Christmas again? Where did the time go?”


I’m always thinking and getting older so keep checking back


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