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©How You Know You’re Old?
Every time you see a restroom you think, “Should I go ahead, even though I don’t need too.
You go to the cafeteria at least once a week on the same nights.
You look in the mirror and call it a liar.
Iron Butterfly is playing at Branson.
The Rolling Stones put out a Christmas album.
You keep hearing strange noises and everybody’s looking at you.
You start saying things your parents used to say, such as; “Is it already Christmas again? Where did the time go?”
I’m always thinking and getting older so keep checking back