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©My Cousin Always Blew the Punch line
When my cousin told a joke, he never had a problem until he got to the punch line. Even when we were kids, he blew the punch line. We used to say you son of a betcha thought I was gonna cuss. But he said you son of a bitch, I betcha thought I was gonna cuss.
told us this joke. A man was getting on a plane in
he got to
My cousin told the joke perfectly until he got to the punch line. He shouted, “Are you through?” “Yea.” “Well, call your mother.”
Here was another joke he screwed up. A man was on a plane seated next to a ten year old girl. Trying to be funny, he asked the girl if she would like to discuss physics with him. She said, “Sure,” but first she wanted to ask him a question. “Why is it horses, deer, and rabbits all eat basically the same thing, yet their poop looks so different?” The man said he didn’t know. The girl just looked at him and said, “How can we discuss physics when you don’t know shit?”
Again, my cousin got the story right down to the last line. “How can we discuss physics when you don’t know anything?”
I want to die quietly in my sleep just like my grandfather did not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
My cousin told it, not kicking and screaming like other people do.
I’m sure you’ve all heard why you don’t ASSUME. It makes an ASS out of U and ME. My cousin said it makes an ass out of everybody.
I just drove here and boy are my arms tired.
my very favorite story about my cousin is when we went to
Well, I guess for now I’m gonna make like a hockey player and leave.