Welcome to Melvin’s Essays

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Table of Contents

 

1.             Striving for Mediocrity

2.             A Redundant Repetition of Pleonasms

3.             Fifteen Minutes of Fame

4.             Just One Hour

5.             Melvin on Weddings

6.             Words

7.             That Kiss on That Particular Day in Question

8.     The Sport of Trophy Hunting (If you’re a trophy hunter, don’t read this. You won’t like it)

     9.     Eggheadism or the Eggheaded World of the Egghead

     10.   Animal Humor

     11.   Men and Women Think Differently

     12.   Stuck in the Eighties

     13.  The Blank Page

     14.   According to my Grandmother, It’s Still Cussin

     15.    Pronounce This Here Way

     16.    My Cousin Always Blew the Punchline

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