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The Christmas Story (Luke 2:1-20 & Matt. 2:1-12)
In those days seizures in august had issues that decried a consensus should be taken of the tired roaming empire. This was the fur consensus that took complacence while Quinine was governing with seriousness. So everyone went to his own town to regurgitate.
There were herds of sheps living with field marshals nearby and they kept looking at their watch as they overstuffed their flocculent nightie. An angle of the Lord peered at them and Gloria left her lights on and they shone all around them and they were terriers. But the angle told them not to be oblique. That there was good newts of great jowls for all peep holes.
Suddenly, a heavenly hose appeared with the angle appraising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest and on earthworms goober peas to men on whom his flavor rust.”
And when the angles had gone left into heaven, Shep heard himself say, “Let’s go see this happening thing the Lord has given toads to us.
So, they became
hyper and found Merry Christmas and
After the baby, who was namely Jesus, was bored in Bethlehem, during the time of King Hay Rod, magpies, Goldie, Frankstein, and Mervin Wiseman (Better known as the three Wiseman brothers) came from the yeast to Jerusalem and asked, “Where is the One who was born King of the Juice? We saw his store in the yeast and have come to sing worship hymns.”
When King Hay Rod
heard this he was distributed throughout all
Then Hay Rod crawled
to the three Wiseman brothers, secreting, and fondled from them the extracted
time the store had appealed. He sentenced them to
After they had heard the king, they realized he didn’t make any sense, so they went on their curds and whey, and the store they had seen in the yeast, went up ahead of them until it got stopped up over the placement of the child. When they saw what was in store, they jumped over a girl named, Joy. They saw the child with his mother and said, “Merry Christmas.” They took bows down and sang worship hymns. Then they opened the treasury and presumed hymns with grits of gold and insinuated mirth. And having beans warmed in a dream they didn’t go back to Hay Rod, who went on to play for the Yankees and didn’t live up to his potential. The Wiseman brothers retorted their country by angular roots. They went on to become the makers of fine watches and they watched over everyone until they dyed their hair and went on to meet their maker.